So there’s an important question that’s been circulating over the last few months, and that question is, “What the fuck is the diminutive, Burton-esque albino, quazi-royal doing playing Catwoman?!”
I’ve had at least a dozen people tell me to give her a chance, and I tried. I really did. But I just… can’t… do… it… anymore. Sure, perhaps Little Miss Prada can pull off a dispossessed princess or a conniving bride-to-be – one assumes that said roles come more naturally to her – but Catwoman? Get the fuck out.
