Right, somewhere out there, there is a list of stupid things to do. This is not just any list; this is the penultimate list – the only deed superceding said list being ‘die’, and only because, should you find yourself involved in any of the afore listed activities, it becomes relatively inevitable.
And what sits right at the top of said list? Handing your loaded AK-47 over to a chimpanzee. Honestly, the mind boggles. How does anyone, ever, think that this is a good idea? Has no-one there seen Planet of the Apes? Because this doesn’t end well.
What’s really creepy is how proud of itself it looks, holding the gun high above it’s head. Where’s Charlton Heston when you need him?
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| Mark Wahlberg can come too, but he has to stay at the back and not talk to anyone |
1 comment:
A man has informed me that the chimp is actually brandishing an AK-74.
My response is that you can't just go making up gun names willy-nilly, but what do i know?
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