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Showing posts with label Randy Orton. Show all posts

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Who Robbed Randy Orton? Cape Town Welcomes the WWE.


Ok, so it’s been a busy two days, hence the dearth of posts. When I found this, however, I couldn’t let it slip by without a mention.

Yesterday morning, the RAW superstars were treated to an honest South African welcome when, after arriving at Cape Town International Airport, they discovered that their luggage had been broken into and a multitude of valuables stolen. After body-slamming several airport employees, bludgeoning an apologetic manager with carousel four and RKOing an elderly woman for good measure, the WWE stars were lured away with chunks of raw meat to a private waiting room while airport authorities began investigating the crime and attending to the injured.