Bad Lip Reading, Or Better?

The story goes that this young fellow discovered his hidden talent of equal parts humour and douchbaggery when his mother began to lose her hearing. Once the novelty of fapping to porn with the volume turned up had finally worn off, increasingly escalating levels of boredom and a hunger for meatloaf forced him to interact with his now deaf mum. Hilarity ensued as he desperately tried to mouth ‘We’re out of Cheetos’ and his mother lamented not giving birth to a girl. When this effort resulted in nary a cheesy-puff in sight, our hero decided he needed more practice. He plopped himself down in from of the television, muted the volume, and proceeded to spout absolute drivel as he attempted to guess what the little people in the box were saying.