OMFG It’s A Gun That Shoots Skin

It’s a skin gun. Literally. The name isn’t some clever marketing ploy or cheeky metaphor. Googling it won’t surprise you with sixty-four pages of questionable content. Neither is it the curious, Southern cousin of the Flesh Light, the Googling of which should be severely dissuaded until you find yourself in a position to fully peruse all sixty-four pages at your leisure. It is, however, a ray of hope for people facing months of painful burn therapy and skin grafts, not to mention an awesome band name.

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It’s not medicine. It’s great, leafy piles of wank.

“Do you know what this shit is? No, it’s not natural medicine. It’s great, leafy piles of wank! You want some medicine? [Here]’s you fucking Medicine.”

Any one who’s taken a wander through my posts will know how I feel about most things ‘hippy’, including my meandering definition of the term.

I have nothing against living clean, not eating seals, hugging redwoods and general, happy-clappy fannying about. Let’s face it, there’re some far stupider fucking lifestyles out there.