OMFG It’s A Gun That Shoots Skin

It’s a skin gun. Literally. The name isn’t some clever marketing ploy or cheeky metaphor. Googling it won’t surprise you with sixty-four pages of questionable content. Neither is it the curious, Southern cousin of the Flesh Light, the Googling of which should be severely dissuaded until you find yourself in a position to fully peruse all sixty-four pages at your leisure. It is, however, a ray of hope for people facing months of painful burn therapy and skin grafts, not to mention an awesome band name.

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‘Aliens are Dicks’ and Other Short Stories by NASA

Well, it’s official; since the cancelation of the NASA astronaut program a month or so back, NASA scientists have now run out of things to do. They went and scienced up all their science.

Honestly, though, what’s a professional space geek supposed to do if we’re not sending anyone to space anymore? We’re talking about the sort of person whose alternative route of study was a doctorate in Firefly fan-fiction. Luckily, however, as history has and will continue to prove time and time again, there is nothing that six straight weeks of SG:1 re-runs can’t cure.