The Fastest Guitarist In The World

Nothing fancy, just a face-melting solo to get your epic weekend started.

This is Michael Angelo Batio, the world's fastest guitarist, and his job is to blow your mind-hole.

Skip to 2:40 and feel your face melt.

A Hat That Shoots Lightning And Plays Theme Tunes

This is exactly as awesome as it sounds. A young fellow from MIT recently took it upon himself to create what is arguably the most amazing piece of headwear this side of the celestial plane. Taking a cue from the closest thing that mankind has ever had to an honest-to-god mad scientist, Nikola Tesla, the unnamed student decided that the best way to bring all the milkshakes to his yard this Halloween was to strap a fully functioning Tesla Coil to his skull…

…then make it play the theme tune to Mortal Kombat.

(Video after the jump)