A Hat That Shoots Lightning And Plays Theme Tunes

This is exactly as awesome as it sounds. A young fellow from MIT recently took it upon himself to create what is arguably the most amazing piece of headwear this side of the celestial plane. Taking a cue from the closest thing that mankind has ever had to an honest-to-god mad scientist, Nikola Tesla, the unnamed student decided that the best way to bring all the milkshakes to his yard this Halloween was to strap a fully functioning Tesla Coil to his skull…

…then make it play the theme tune to Mortal Kombat.

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Lithuania’s Worst Theme Park in the World

Back in Port Elizabeth, we had a traveling fair that would set up shop around December each year. It had been dubbed ‘Pleasure Land’, and to this day I wonder whether that was supposed to be ironic, or an in-joke between whichever deviants and/or variety of sexual predators got the place going to begin with.

Marilyn Manson’s new Music Video, Directed by Shia LeOH MY GOD WHAT THE F@CK WAS THAT?! (Super-Duper NSFW!)

Marilyn Manson - Born Villain (Official Video)
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Seriously? It’s not that I have anything against pornography or violence – in fact, there isn’t a scenario I can imagine that wouldn’t be improved by the addition of boobs and a Colt snub-nose – but is there anyone else out there who thinks that the big M may have eventually taken his celluloid fetishes a little too far?

4 Manly-man steps to Killing a Grizzly Bear With Your Bare Hands

This is a true story! Click to enlarge.

1: Neutralize the potentially fatal bite of the grizzly by jamming your right arm and fist down its throat.

2: Proceed to bite it into unconsciousness on the neck.

3: Club it to death with a large, heavy stick.

4: Beat you chest, breath fire, then back to the pub for some beer, chips and sex.