Heidi Klum’s Horror Show

Right, so things have calmed down and I should be able to get back to more regular posting now. How best do I celebrate this? By giving you Heidi Klum as imagined by the world’s greatest serial killers – inside out.

Anne Hathaway’s Catsuit: New Pics From Dark Knight Rises Set - WTF?!

So there’s an important question that’s been circulating over the last few months, and that question is, “What the fuck is the diminutive, Burton-esque albino, quazi-royal doing playing Catwoman?!”

I’ve had at least a dozen people tell me to give her a chance, and I tried. I really did. But I just… can’t… do… it… anymore. Sure, perhaps Little Miss Prada can pull off a dispossessed princess or a conniving bride-to-be – one assumes that said roles come more naturally to her – but Catwoman? Get the fuck out.