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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Bad Lip Reading, Or Better?



The story goes that this young fellow discovered his hidden talent of equal parts humour and douchbaggery when his mother began to lose her hearing. Once the novelty of fapping to porn with the volume turned up had finally worn off, increasingly escalating levels of boredom and a hunger for meatloaf forced him to interact with his now deaf mum. Hilarity ensued as he desperately tried to mouth ‘We’re out of Cheetos’ and his mother lamented not giving birth to a girl. When this effort resulted in nary a cheesy-puff in sight, our hero decided he needed more practice. He plopped himself down in from of the television, muted the volume, and proceeded to spout absolute drivel as he attempted to guess what the little people in the box were saying. 

Oddly enough, he was spot on for Jersey shore.
There is also the theory that he empathized with his mother, and that his effort to learn to lip-read was an attempt to support her through her time of need. However, seeing as how it was his mother going deaf, not himself, and that the only potential outcome of a perfectly healthy son attempting to communicate silently with his deaf mother is a series of the world's most hilariously quiet home videos, the logic of this theory presupposes that he is a moron, and the videos are far too funny for us to believe that.

By a stroke of luck, he discovered his knack for being terrible at lip reading right around the time of the American primaries, and has since put his talent to exceptional use.

These are two of my favourites. Find the rest at Bad Lip Reading.

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