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Friday, October 14, 2011

This Is Why You Don’t Give Crack Cocaine to Cacti



What the fuck is that? Seriously, what the fuck is that?!

Sure, there's a scientific explanation for it, more specifically, “When [Mercury(II) thiocyanate (Hg(SCN)2)] is in the presence of a strong enough heat source, a rapid exothermic reaction is started which produces a large mass of coiling serpent-like solid”, but can science explain the horrific curdling in my gut when I see those looping tentacles slither out from between the cracks of our universe, feeding on our fear and hate, growing stronger and stronger as they suckle at the waves of malignancy that permeate the spaces between our worlds?

And then they feed it crank? What the fuck is wrong with scientists?!

“Give PCP to a wolverine? This is going to be hilarious!”

Prepare yourself. Cthulhu rises.

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