Convulsing Devil-Child Swears Before a Bevy of Dancing Mormons That He Will Not Wet His Bed Tonight

What words can describe it? It’s like a miniature Meatloaf is channeling the spirit of Linda Blair during an epileptic seizure while a hunchback Jesus lopes across the playground at a Mormon primary school, trying to entice children into his Happy Van. 

All this from a band who recorded twenty-one studio albums and sold in the tens of millions. God bless you, The Kelly Family. 


(Thanks to my buddy, @mattcredible, for putting me onto this)