So, starting yesterday and continuing on for a week or something, Facebook has begun launching a whole smack of new features in their continued effort to prove that everyone, regardless of their ethnicity, area or literacy level, is a whiney troll.
So far as I can tell, each of these features is as fundamentally useless as the other, so at least Facebook is being consistent. There’s some new ‘News Ticker’ bar that flickers epileptically like a lost Twitter feed, and a revamped Tops News section continues to harass me with baby posts and photos, all because 247 million broody women whom I vaguely associate myself with DON’T think that the recently escaped, wrinkly, pink belly-monkey looks like a bundle of pickled ginger.
