I shit you not. This, apparently, is an actual concern.
Over a hundred years ago, the Giant Sea Eagles were hunted to extinction across Scotland. The reasons are still a little unclear, but we suspect it may have had something to do with how villagers prefer not to live in an area populated by eight-foot, bloodthirsty, coiled springs of razor wire, horror and death.
However, an attempt has been made to reintroduce the Sea Eagle to Scotland, a decision tantamount only to sitting down to tea with Sweeney Todd, grumbling over your five ‘o-clock stubble and then boasting about how delicious you are wrapped in pastry.
