So any of you out there who are avid Cracked.com readers will know what I’m talking about. Their senior editor, David Wong, went and got a book published. Somewhere along the line, Paul Giamatti decided to turn it into a movie. Between the guy who spends his days trying to systematically break down every idea, system and moral structure you deem safe and stable in this world and that creepy assassin from Shoot ‘Em Up, nose-bleed levels of WTFness and hilarity are bound to ensue.