So what are the headlines on Google News today? Let’s take a gander, shall we? Top Stories: US President Obama kicks up some sort of fuss around Burma, and Kristen pulls her 'sexy face' (sic)! An in depth piece of hard-hitting, investigative journalism on just how much Kirsten Steward enjoyed shooting her woopie scenes with Robert Pattinson for Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Lets not unpack that title just yet. Leave it for another day.)
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| This is the only usable pic Google search offered up… |
What in the flying fuck is up with journalism?! I have no real beef with tabloid and entertainment/paparazzi sites vomiting up this sort of tripe, but Google fucking News? World News Top Stories?! Unless that headline somehow translates into Kirsten Stewart Pulls Ironic Sexy Face In On-Film Jab At Obama’s Foreign Relations Policies, it has precisely zero reasons sitting on that list.
That’s me done. For those who are interested, Kirsten had a swell time pulling do-me faces at Bobby. They all looked like this:
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| Just kidding. Here she's 'acting'. |
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