Ok, so it’s been a busy two days, hence the dearth of posts. When I found this, however, I couldn’t let it slip by without a mention.
Yesterday morning, the RAW superstars were treated to an honest South African welcome when, after arriving at Cape Town International Airport, they discovered that their luggage had been broken into and a multitude of valuables stolen. After body-slamming several airport employees, bludgeoning an apologetic manager with carousel four and RKOing an elderly woman for good measure, the WWE stars were lured away with chunks of raw meat to a private waiting room while airport authorities began investigating the crime and attending to the injured.
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| Unable to pronounce, “Poes,” Randy simply resorted to hitting people. |
Really, when your country is home to the sort of rash, desperate individuals that would rob the most evilest man of all time, the Viper, Randy Orton, you have to wander what hope there is for our stricken land. These guys make a living out of hitting people with chairs, which is at last 90% what an airport is made up of! That’s like taking Timothy McVeigh on a tour of Koeberg then telling him you porked his wife.
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| Tell me there isn’t a resemblance |
These guys are going to be beating each other silly (or not, depending on your school of thought) across our country from the 6th July until the 10th. If you’re that way inclined, go and check them out.
I’m tempted
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