So, if you’re in even breathing distance of the interwebs, you’ve probably heard that Ryan Dunn has snuffed it. He of Jackass and Viva La Bam fame has rocketed off to the ethereal plane in a fashion I believe he would consider fitting – a giant fireball.
At 2:30 am this morning (well, USA time – approx. 18 hours ago), the car containing Ryan and an unnamed friend plowed into a tree and then burst into flame, in West Goshen, Pennsylvania.
Now, I’m really not trying to be insensitive. The man made a living out of repeatedly trying to kill himself. The biggest upside to his choice of career was that he simply kept failing. He was one of a select group of psychotic individuals who gave us all hope by repeatedly not dying. In a very strange way, one could argue that Ryan helped make life a little easier to live, because hell, he made it this far on nothing but bile and questionable upbringing; imagine what we can accomplish with just a smidgen of his balls-to-the-wall, bat-shit crazy.
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| Final pic taken of Ryan, apparently. |
RIP, you psychotic mother-fucker. Those who matter will miss you.
Here’s a vid of Ryan doing what he did, and loved, best – out manning all you other dipsticks who think you can put ‘em away.
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